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mtravellerh · 07-14-2009, 02:39 AM

It seems quite obvious to me that MobileRead is a secret haven for a lot of catfriendly users.

Now I have a theory about that. Could it be that those kittens really are an alien race of superintelligent beings fond of reading, thus stealing the secrets of our infinite wisdom?

So they incite their humans to get eReaders and then reading on them secretly in the still of the night (ya know, those cats REALLY do have an acute vision, especially in the dark). Do we have a choice or do our cats even influence the choice of our books? Oh, the consequences just fry my small brain!

What do those cats plan? Where is all that leading to? Will we have to suffer the REIGN OF THE CATS pretty soon? Will they be coming out of their hiding and will we have an open worldwide war between our felines and that other alien race, the mice?

07-14-2009, 02:39 AM	#1
mtravellerh book creator Posts: 9,657 Karma: 3856660 Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Luxembourg Device: Kindle Scribe	Cat people? It seems quite obvious to me that MobileRead is a secret haven for a lot of catfriendly users. Now I have a theory about that. Could it be that those kittens really are an alien race of superintelligent beings fond of reading, thus stealing the secrets of our infinite wisdom? So they incite their humans to get eReaders and then reading on them secretly in the still of the night (ya know, those cats REALLY do have an acute vision, especially in the dark). Do we have a choice or do our cats even influence the choice of our books? Oh, the consequences just fry my small brain! What do those cats plan? Where is all that leading to? Will we have to suffer the REIGN OF THE CATS pretty soon? Will they be coming out of their hiding and will we have an open worldwide war between our felines and that other alien race, the mice?