13 pages and nary a mention of God's own toasting bread - Warburtons Toastie? Shame on you all, shame, I say.
Proper toast is done with thick white bread, lovely artery-choking butter spread on thickly and served, cut in triangles, upon a plate. Next you'll be telling me you all eat boiled eggs without soldiers to dip in!!! It's a crime against humanity, tha'ts what it is.
How it's done: