Originally Posted by LazyScot
It's always time for regicide. Only way to speed things up, if you ask me.
No, that's RegisAde, the fruit punch of royalty, made by, for, and of them.
I though disclosing the Monarch's reading devices was treasonable. Therefore punishable by three nights drinking with Adrian (unless you are pshrynk, in which case it is three nights not drinking with Adrian). Unfortunately this is a lesser punishment after the intervention of the Geneva convention as I believe it used to require baby sitting the SHUMs in the mornings after the nights before.
I'm sure there would be much less crime in the Queendom if this were enforced regularly! But, that might put Red out of a job, and nobody wants that!!
Ummm.... regicide does mean the elimination of a rather annoying bit of Windows that slows everything up, doesn't it?
"...bit of windows..." should have read "...bit of inbreeding...", present Queen excepted.
Are you sure? I thought there was also some Heisenberg there as well.
He was a pound kitty, so there could be any number of species involved. Pound kitties, BTW, make good eating!
Badgers are black and white furry critters, yes? You're not secretly trying to acutelate the royal one, are you?
Badgers are black and white and red all over? Newspaper! They control the 4th estate now! These cute little animals are going to be the death of print journalism, because they don't have thumbs and poor typing skillz.
I thought Le Président just got the cheese (or is it that they're the big cheese?)
I like cheese.
No. They're just surprised to see you.
Just don't shake their hand.
Or the result of furious dancing to Spandau Ballet whilst wearing Spandex?
It will look like a tire blowout on a hot summer freeway!
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