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Originally Posted by Moejoe
No, it's real. I have it on DVD  |
I
need to see that!
And I voted spiders. I don't care about their utility, this is just a poll. So yeah, spiders. They make me insane.
Let me tell you a story about how much I'm silly, how much I hate spiders and how much I'm thinking about paint (making ties between threads, ain't that wonderful?).
This happened a few months ago. I was sweeping the floor in my old apartment's corridor. Since that one had no place to hang coats, I had a nice, 6 feet tall bookcase that I cut vertically in half in the corridor, on which I threw coats, shoes, tools and paint stuff. Thanks to my craftsmanship it wasn't deep, so on top of it I had just enough space to line up paint gallons - some of them full, other half empty (or half full, depending on where you stand). While sweeping, I saw a tiny spider running away from the broom, hiding behind the bookshelf. I considered leaving it there, but I kept thinking about the possibility of it getting out and climbing on me while I slept, so I proceeded to move the bookshelf. With the paint gallons on it.
They all fell down, three of those
exploded. White, lilac and bright red paint up to the ceiling, on the walls, on my coats, on my boots, two inches of it on the floor, and about half a gallon on me. I cried, laughed, cried again and spent 4 hours cleaning it up. 4 hours. It was surreal. Still funny, anyway.
I HATE SPIDERS!