That's why I keep the 'cabinet' lid
closed. (one of the things my wife and I had to work out early in the marriage -- me: "Honey, you left the lid up again." her: "Sorry, I always seem to forget that ...."
)
Seriously, I have a Super-Power, I can drop something in the
living room and if the lid is up, whatever I drop will
not hit the ground 'til it's over the ... um, cabinet.
Unfortunately, there's just not much call for the world to be saved by "Drops Stuff in the Toilet Man."
