Originally Posted by Lady Blue
Not soup, silly dog. Coup.
Catire was planning a Coup . . . something about taking over a Coup full of mercenary chickens I believe. He wanted everyone to join him in quacking eggs with teddy bear kings after sending Zelda to Costa Rica in exchange for theater tickets and a couple untrustworthy squirrels who have diplomas from some stupid university for beating royally dead horses. Then he locked down the Castle's Coup while he phoned the Lounge to decree a new brochure featuring weapons of massive peace. Then DixieGal drove off in the coupe deville he left parked out in the trebuchet lot, and . . . [...]
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