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~ahem~
I, Chuckles McFartjoke (if you laugh, I'll beat you with a cricket bat), as legal representative of Adrian Antipodes would like it noted on the public record that under no circumstances would he attempt or even consider the notion of ensconcing individuals within their lower clothery without official and triplicate-signed indemnity from those who have requested such a service (thus far, six individuals), and that at all times a representative from the Department for Non-Sexual Interaction is present to ensure there is no inappropriate bonus services being rendered.
He would also note that he himself does not attend to his own pants-putting-on, a service which the Visible One provides (unfortunately with the occasional inappropriateness which requires a good slapping) but also that an exception to the contractual arrangements above is that he does help Marc with his pants-putting-on at times (well, most of the time, due to incapacitated necessity most mornings...err, afternoons). At these times, Adrian tends to apply the underpants to Marc's head. Marc doesn't seem to notice.
Yours with lots of legal qualifications and a cricket bat,
Chuckles McFartjoke (Right! Who laughed?! [DOINK!])
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