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Sitting next to a vegetarian at a wedding some years ago.
She asked, "So, how's the carcass?"
Without even looking up I replied, "Great! It has that 'took a long time and suffered' flavor!"
That ended that. (Actually, we were both joking and both got a good laugh out of the exchange. But I'm saving that in case I ever need it for real.)
But my standard response to vegetarians who claim moral superiority is to point out that Jesus Christ was not a vegetarian, but Charles Manson is. I've only used that a couple of times, but the look you get is priceless.
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