I thought about voting for
for the silliness value, as pants are underwear in the UK. In the end I voted for Adrian does it for me, but only in Spain or Portugal near the fish; otherwise it's by telekinesis. Unless it's morning, in which case I put them on in the normal way after having proceeded withershins around the bedroom 3 1/2 times.
(There was a children's story I once read about a man who went off in search of someone who put their trousers on in a more silly way than his room-mate, who jumped into them. Or something like that. It was about 30 years ago or so that I last read it...)