Sadly (to say "Happily" would be a lie), I will not buy your book, due to the fact that it is not available for my Sony.
Happily (to say "Sadly" would be a lie), I thoroughly enjoy my Sony 505.
Unfortunately, I have yet to buy a Kindle. However, I do have plans to buy one, but sadly (I fear) your book will no longer be available for .99 cents.
So, as you can see, I am happy, sad, and unfortunate. Perhaps you should reconsider your marketing plan, or loosen Amazon's noose?
Don