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Originally Posted by montsnmags
Hey...look at that...
Hey, everybody! Mine's got an "Adrian" setting! Hmm, it's kind of smudged...with something brown, sticky, kind of awful-smelling-except-with-an-undercurrent-of-banana-that's-kinda-pleasant-which-is-odd-because-I-don't-like-bananas. It's been used...quite often it seems, from the fingerprints amidst the smearing.
I'm gonna flick it. Yeah, I'll do that. Now. Hey look, my epidermal ridges slide right into the fingerprints like a banana into its own skin... [click!........ wwwwwwwWWWWWHIIIIRRRRRRRRRR....POCK! doioioioioioing....BANG!]
[DIVIDE BY FISH ERROR. PLEASE INSERT  AND LET THE DOG OUT, AND CAN YOU PICK UP SOME SQUIRREL MILK ON THE WAY HOME. REINSERT UNIVERSE AND PRESS EVERY KEY]
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"Normal service will return shortly. Please check the letter before dialling again. At the third stroke, it will be eleventy-oh-five and I'm going back for seconds. Hold your ears, folks - it's Squirrel Time! Okay boobies and tubies, let's go to the videotape!"
In the beginning was the word, and the bird was the word. Everything starts...
...NOW!
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Originally Posted by desertgrandma
Thank you for that. I think my brain just exploded.
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I think it was my spleen that went that time ...