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Oh, give me wires, lots of wires under starry skies above,
Don't fence me in.
Let me swing through the fine urban jungle that I love,
Don't fence me in.
Let me be by myself in the evenin' sleeze,
And listen to the gulps and scrapes of alleyway knees,
Defenestration sever, but I ask you please,
Don't fence me in.
Please consult your manuals. Refer to page 668: "Complaints about the neighbours".
Step 1: STFU
Step 2: I gonna get you
Step 3: I know where you live
Step 4: Refer to page eleventy: Drinks at my house
Allow me to take your coat, and here's your ZCD. The Party's downstairs and to the left. Follow the sounds of the the Visible One's Plastic Bertrand/Ska/Time Warp mashup, and you can't go wrong (and, as they say, if this is wrong I don't want to be right), unless you frak with the fairy or trust a squirrel.
Welcome to Chateau Pompette, grinners and sinners. Get comfy - it's gonna be a looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong night. Giggle.
Yours with fruits and toots,
Adrian Antipodes (a.k.a. MC Hammered)
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