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Originally Posted by Bilbo1967
Your knowledge of American sports is about the same as mine then. All I know is that football is the one played by big girls (well they must be, anybody who has to wear that much padding to play a game has to be a girl), basketball is the one played by freaks (it ain't a real game if you have to be 6' 6'' minimum to play it), baseball is the one played by guys who have been mainlining steroids since nursery days and hockey is the one played by Canadians  |
I always thought any sport where you threw a pig around and tried to jump on each other, and then slapped/grabbed the other guy's rear between plays was designed for men who liked men, but were afraid to admit it. Now I can add to that they also like to play "dress up."
I knew there was a reason I loved hockey and soccer
