Congratulations Donnagedden on you're upcoming 1,000th post.
I suggest you sit, stare at the MobileRead Forums main page, refresh the screen about every 2 seconds, capture the screen shot of the stats when they reach that magic 500,000 posts and post the screen shot as your 1,000th post.
There are only about 350 post left to go.
You could then make some witty comment like "I contributed .002% of that total and every post was a gem".
WDE.