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GREASE! That's the answer!
I can take all of the veggies I don't like (being, well, almost all veggies), dip them in batter, and fry them in grease!!
THERE'S my nutrition!
I'll take some of your carrot slices, batter them puppies up and deep fry em, cover them in salt!
Egad, I can already feel my arteries clogging just imagining it...
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