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Originally Posted by LazyScot
Since you seem somewhat familiar with this, I don't suppose you'd also be able to explain the rather, ummm, strange settings that my version of the switch has: - Lounge (which is what it is currently set to)
- On (okay, I can cope with the idea of this, if not the actual use)
- Oner (to quote one resident, Wait.... What?)
- Dis-onest (Ummm Excuse-me?)
- Marc (This setting scares me. And it seems to have a lot of safety interlocks that if I ever did manage to get the switch into this setting I'm worried I'd never get out of.)
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frankly, i recommend you leave it on "lounge". that's safest.
"oner" is like "on" but to the power of eleventy. very few people have the mental fortitude to cope with this setting, and the ones who do have endured many years of rigourous training and preparation first.
"dis-onest" is the opposite of one step beyond "oner".
"marc" you're right to be scared. that setting tangles every possible trouser leg of reality into a single inextricable knot (frequently referred to as the "rich tapestry") and while a steady stream of zcds (preferably taken intravenously) should help attenuate the effects it's generally recommended that you just not try it. particularly those exhibiting a particularly sensitive reaction to squirrels.