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A mother was in the kitchen from where she could hear her son play with his toy train in the living room. She noticed that the train stopped and heard the kid say: "All you mean assholes who wants to get off the train should get the hell out immediately. And as for the idiots who's getting aboard, lift your asses we have to get going".
shocked by the language the woman rushes to the living room: "We don't use that kind of language in this house. As punishment go to your room for two hours. Afterwards you can play with your train again if you mind your language."
Two hours later the kid is once again playing with his train. The train stops and she hears her son say: "To all the passengers about to leave the train, thank you for travelling with us and please do remember all your luggage. We hope you have had a pleasant journey." The boy continues: " To our new travellers I wish to welcome you aboard. Please find a seat before we continue."
The mother starts a proud smile until she hear the continuation: "And if any of you assholes are pissed that we are running with a two hour delay today, you can take it up with the fat bitch in the kitchen".
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