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Here's one my dad told me a couple of weeks ago. (in English; it isn't funny in Dutch)
Please be aware that this is a somewhat vulgar joke, so if you're easily offended, do not read on.
Two guys, a rich one and a poor one, are discussing the wedding anniversary presents they bought their wives.
The rich one says: "I bought her a diamond ring and a BMW. So if she doesn't like the ring, she can return it to the store while driving the BMW and still be happy."
The poor one replies: "I bought mine a pair of slippers and a dildo. So if she doesn't like the slippers, she can go f*ck herself."
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