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Originally Posted by joedevon
Thanks for the warm welcome everyone!
That's a tech secret I shouldn't have mentioned. We let the world think all these computers use electrons and bend spacetime so we can make good money "consulting", but in fact there's a race of tiny gremlins that love pushing buttons. We found a way to communicate with them w/ our walkie talkies and we pretend it's all hidden in code. We just have to put little bits of Gruyere cheese in the machine to attract enough of the little buggers. Now THAT's where the innovation really lies. In making the cheese bits small enough to fit in the machine without smelling noticeable to HU-mans. Great gig if you can get in the know  |
That's right Jo, gremlins, attracted by tiny pieces of Gruyere cheese are what makes all of our technology work!
Time for your little lie down I think, with your special backwards jacket on
