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I know, I know! Problem is: so easy to do MR and smoking at the same time (double-tasking?)  |
I'm no multi-tasker. The Loved One says I have a "single stream processor", which is his geeky way of saying I have difficulty walking and chewing gum at the same time.
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As of now (finishing last ciggie in the pack) I'm quitting. Promise to you and Adrian.
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Oh, don't make any promises on our account. Neither of us have ever smoked (aside from the occasional bit of fish and poultry and "shrunken head"), and we cede any right to sanctimonious finger-waggling. We think it's a very fine thing to regain such a degree of self-determination against things one knows are doing you significant harm, and our admiration remains purely empathetic and genuine rather than condescending and "approving", seeing as there's no shortage of things besides cigarettes that also do you harm, and our own success at their avoidance is about as "roaring" as the sigh of a spermatazoon gone astray.
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If I turn into a nasty bitch, excuse me, it won't last.
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My closest sibling is the Antichrist. Growing up, she was a "nasty bitch" on her
good days, so my tolerance for demoniac behaviour should be at a satisfactory level.
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Now, where can I find lollipops?
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At the lollipop shop.
Cheers,
Marc