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Old 06-23-2009, 02:35 AM   #52
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Originally Posted by montsnmags View Post
[sniff] Fine, reject the wisdom of the ages. I guess you'll also be "polite" to:
  • If he hits you, don't come crying to me!
  • Ask your father!
  • If you don't shut up I am stopping this car and you can get out and walk!
  • This room looks like a bloody pig sty!
  • If you don't shut up so help me god I am driving this car straight into the next tree!
  • Eat your peas or there's no icecream
  • Go to your room!
  • If this is the way you behave at your friend's house, what must his parents think of me?
  • Be quiet! The news is on.
  • Okay, everyone up to the table!

Cheers,
Marc
Hmm.... we might be siblings. I've heard all of these (if you take away the "bloody" and the one about eating shit). I've even used one or two.

Oh, and my dad's favorite "do I need to take my belt off??" (my answer in my head ... well, it's preferable to the fire poker...)
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