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slayda · 06-22-2009, 07:22 PM

Don't let people drive you crazy when you know it's within walking distance.
No matter where you go, there you are.
Love is where you find it.
Women are like a fine wine. They improve with age. --- But too much age turns them sour.
When in danger, when in doubt, run in circles, scream & shout.
Don't cast pearls (of wisdom) before swine.
Look before you leap - but remember - He who hesitates is lost.
Know the difference between a rock you'd throw at a dog and one you'd take home as a treasure.
If the grasshoppers carried tommy guns, the birds wouldn't mess with them.
As the old adage says, "You don't have to have great vision, be fleet of foot, speak well, be dexterous, or think logically to be the boss. All you have to be is an AH."
And last, like the monkey said when he got his tail caught in the lawn mower, "It won't be long now."

06-22-2009, 07:22 PM	#40
slayda Retired & reading more! Posts: 2,764 Karma: 1884247 Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: North Alabama, USA Device: Kindle 1, iPad Air 2, iPhone 6S+, Kobo Aura One	Don't let people drive you crazy when you know it's within walking distance. No matter where you go, there you are. Love is where you find it. Women are like a fine wine. They improve with age. --- But too much age turns them sour. When in danger, when in doubt, run in circles, scream & shout. Don't cast pearls (of wisdom) before swine. Look before you leap - but remember - He who hesitates is lost. Know the difference between a rock you'd throw at a dog and one you'd take home as a treasure. If the grasshoppers carried tommy guns, the birds wouldn't mess with them. As the old adage says, "You don't have to have great vision, be fleet of foot, speak well, be dexterous, or think logically to be the boss. All you have to be is an AH." And last, like the monkey said when he got his tail caught in the lawn mower, "It won't be long now." Last edited by slayda; 06-22-2009 at 07:24 PM.