Yesterday I crossed the road at a pedestrian crossing. The third car back started honking its horn to get the traffic moving again because the front car had stopped FOR A RED LIGHT.
Still doesn't beat the woman who pulled out in front of me onto a roundabout, swore at me then wound down her window and waved at me to go round her. She then swore again when I refused to pull out round her - which would have involved moving into the path of other traffic.
I wonder why I don't drive

My housemate just sits in his car saying "You have to assume that every other car on the road is driven by an idiot."