"results not typical"
as in..........."I lost 39 pounds in just ONE week using (insert name of diet plan here)"
Or........my (insert name of appendage here) grew SIX whole inches using (insert name of product here)"
Or..........I looked like THIS (insert picture of tub of lard here) and only EIGHT days later look like THIS (buff looking male/female here) using (insert workout product here)"
but I'm still buyin' a NuWave oven because it will cook my frozen turkey to a delicious golden brown finish in only 2 1/2 hrs.........go figure.