Uhn, let me see: free ebook reader, no need to rip an arm or liver out, doesn't have to kill anybody (yet!)... ok, I´m in.
Why should I should be picked? Good question! Well, first: I WANNA!!
Also, it's not possible to (legally) buy any of the real good readers here in Brazil. The only one I found for sale here is a RocketBook (you read it!) clone. So it would be real cheap!
Well, I'm also a big (meaning, fat) supporter of ebooks and readers. I spread the word about them to all my friends and family. A couple of them even bought ones for themselves.
And you must realize it isn't really for me: I would give to my dear old sick mother, who loves so much to read.

Of course, since she's also blind, I would have to keep it so I could read it to her. From time to time. But I would give it to her. Also of course, she would have to pry it loose from my cold dead hands.
Did I forgot any.... oh, yes, my dog died!
I think that's it. By the way, half of the above is a lie.
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