Thread: iLiad Where's Scotty?
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Old 12-03-2006, 06:50 AM   #12
narve
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I am afraid Scotty took "Storming the JTAG walls" a bit literally. As we long suspected, he had become a member of the FSF terrorist organisation. Using an iLiad, a microwave and three HP calculators, he managed to build a small nuclear bomb. Combining this with the iLiads included but undocumented mini-fusion reactor, he created a powerful homebrewn H-bomb and attacked the iRex corporate headquarters earlier this weekend. The iRex corporate police were able to deflect the attack using field-based shields radiated by a group of linked iLiads. Still, the deflected attack caused several blocks to collapse and injured several.

RMS, high priest of the political wing of FSF, claimed responsibiliy for the attack in a video released on FSFChannel.
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