Thread: Silliness 99 bottles of beer on the wall...
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Old 06-20-2009, 08:07 AM   #38
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Originally Posted by yvanleterrible View Post
What? You're drunk at 12 bottles? Cheech! You need practice...
To be fair, LazyScot is regularly given (surreptitiously, without his knowing, by covert Montsnmags operatives) chemical substances that may impair his ability to imbibe beer. It's not the alcohol though - bubbles are contraindicated for many of these...let's call them "pharmaceuticals", mostly due to the squirrel pituitary gland extract buffer rebelling against proximity to bubbles (Squirrels hate Bubbles. That's why they tore off Michael Jackson's nose - to freak out the chimp. Squirrels think chimps are "uppity", and Bubbles especially so).

...but this is about bottles of beer, yes? So...

76 bottles of beer...and so on...and now 75. [circumstances surrounding bottle number 76 have been censored for sensitive eyes. See DGMa for details, but speak quietly - her head's probably quite sore this morning]

Cheers,
Marc (Breaking rules RULZ!)
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