Thread: Silliness Lawyer Jokes (with malice toward none)
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Old 06-20-2009, 12:27 AM   #38
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A doctor, an engineer and a lawyer were arguing over which of their professions was the oldest.

The doctor said, "Well, God had to remove a rib from Adam to create Eve. That was surgery, so my profession is oldest."

The engineer said, "That may be, but first God had to create the world from out of chaos. That was an act of engineering, so my profession is oldest."

The lawyer said, "Sure, but who do you think created chaos?"
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