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Originally Posted by doreenjoy
Everyone has such noble and ambitious dreams.
I'd eat chocolate, pay to have the fat lipo'd out whenever necessary, and have lots of staff to pick up after me and carry my bags.
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*grabs the chocolate from your hands and eats it greedily*
There. This is called "pre-emptive non-invasive liposuction. It costs only $250 per treatment. Your next session is Monday at 10:30 am. Bring another Hershey's bar.