I'm getting my 8 year old daughter all "Tarted" up for her dance recital practice. It's not bad enough that the costume is "tarty", the dance instructor wants us to put enough make-up on her to rival the best strippers in Verencat's Solid Gold club!
And what's worse, I have to do this all again tomorrow for the actual recital.
As Zelda likes to say, "ppffftt!"