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Originally Posted by montsnmags
Dear Lawyer Guy. As CEO of Montsnmags International (Holdings) (and affiliates, shelf-companies, secret shareholders, etc.) I would like to note that certain actions taken by our company in the realms of chronophysics and deity-contracts mean that, technically, God (he actually prefers "Sam", but, you know, whatever), was performing work-for-hire with us when he created this particular universe (actually his only one - talk about your one-hit wonder). As such, Montsnmags International (Holdings) (and affiliates, shelf-companies, secret shareholders, etc.) own, by default, copyright on this universe. As such, we hereby claim ownership of the copyright to:
- Mexico
- pictures of dogs
- dogs
- cats
- your every word
- your every possession
- every breath you take
- every move you make
- every other Sting song too
- everything
- everybody
- rock your body
- everybody
- rock your body right
- Backstreet's back alright!
- ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!
Should you wish to proceed with your legal actions, I refer you to the head of the Montsnmags Legal Department, Nosferatu, who will assign, from the department's legion of undead lawyers, a point of contact. So that they can open a case file within an apropriate sub-department, we would ask that you please specify your bloodtype in your correspondence.
Yours greedily,
Marc
CEO |
Dear CEO of Montsnmags International (Holdings) (and affiliates, shelf-companies, secret shareholders,)
We would like to inform you that on behalf of Catire we have filed a motion of “
EGO sum purgamentum vos es gluten” on the courts of Portugal(The only courts that can legally affect anything on this board).
We are aware of the claims this God(Sam) character you make reference to and we dismiss his claims of creation because it is a
proven fact that HE/SHE/WHO?/IT/THEM/ is not the creator.
Here is the information you requested:
Blood type
Yours truly,
Lawyer Guy