[montsnmags]

Originally Posted by pshrynk

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Pshrynk Productions accepts absolutely no responsibility for any damages incurred by its crappy formatting of the Saga. We were dringking ZCD's whilst doing it.

Hah! You were drinking ZCD's while writing it.

We blame Adrian.*

*When he is out of hearing range.

He's invisible. How would you know? (Presumably by the absence of a banana-shaped projectile bouncing off your forehead).

Originally Posted by Catire

Dear Montsnmags International (Holdings) & pshrynk publishing ,

We are writing on behalf of Catire to inform you that at one point he said Mexico and therefore claims copyright on the word, he also owns a dog and claims copyright on all dog pictures.

Dear Lawyer Guy. As CEO of Montsnmags International (Holdings) (and affiliates, shelf-companies, secret shareholders, etc.) I would like to note that certain actions taken by our company in the realms of chronophysics and deity-contracts mean that, technically, God (he actually prefers "Sam", but, you know, whatever), was performing work-for-hire with us when he created this particular universe (actually his only one - talk about your one-hit wonder). As such, Montsnmags International (Holdings) (and affiliates, shelf-companies, secret shareholders, etc.) own, by default, copyright on this universe. As such, we hereby claim ownership of the copyright to:

• Mexico
• pictures of dogs
• dogs
• cats
• your every word
• your every possession
• every breath you take
• every move you make
• every other Sting song too
• everything
• everybody
• rock your body
• everybody
• rock your body right
• Backstreet's back alright!
• ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!

Should you wish to proceed with your legal actions, I refer you to the head of the Montsnmags Legal Department, Nosferatu, who will assign, from the department's legion of undead lawyers, a point of contact. So that they can open a case file within an apropriate sub-department, we would ask that you please specify your bloodtype in your correspondence.

Yours greedily,
Marc
CEO Montsnmags Enterprises

Originally Posted by vivaldirules

Hey, you're a writer, say we. Not an editor nor a typesetter be. Nor a publisher, see? Nor a stenographicator, erm......whatever. Yes, blame Adrian. (doggie turns and high-tails it)

...better not be to a room with windows. You know how he likes windows...for the drama of course.

Cheers,
Marc