Quote:
Originally Posted by Wetdogeared
They had a new private chef called VR. They were lauding his culinary expertise so I went out to the kitchen to find something to eat. I couldn't find any food so I opend about a hundred cupboards which were all empty. I finally opened a wee cupboard about 3 inches by 3 inches and found 2 pieces of wilted lettuce inside. Then I woke up.
|
Sorry, WDE (Wild Dream Evocator), but I saw that you were coming and I felt compelled to protect the groceries from wanton consumption. So I hid them behind the green screen that we used to project the image of the lake (the house was actually a flat on 7th avenue and there was a drop of about 23 stories to the Manhattan street level - good thing you didn't go for a swim).