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Originally Posted by zelda_pinwheel
anybody voting in favour of shums will have to answer to me (in the form of Adrian, who shares my views on the topic). 
...unless you're voting in favour of shums as conscripted colonists of remote desert islands, or similar. |
Shame on you, Zelda!!
To help you get over this little phobia you have, I am graciously and magnanimously going to send you my children for the summer. They are fairly well house-broken and have had some training, so they shouldn't give you too much trouble.
If you have any questions, please feel free to call me, as long as it is after brunch and before the cocktail hour. Oh, and don't worry about the Calypso music and ocean sounds in the background. That's just a. . .uh. . .oh,um. . .my relaxation DVD!
Yeah, that's right, it's a DVD!!
