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Originally Posted by Alphapheemail
I think I've jewelry box somewhere.
look for the family jewels... and u will find it
What is a man-purse?
A purse covered in testosterone
Mars is the fourth planet of our solar system and Venus is the second. They are also a Roman god and goddess. What is wrong with those two words?
the vowels
We're all of the genus Homo. It means human.
that's the problem
Hitting like a girl? You shouldn't hit at all...
unless u hit a boy
What are man hands?
hands covered in testosterone
I always wear pants, but so does my husband. The cats don't though...
they carry the big stick
Our oven is filled with pans
mine is filled with potential and empty promises
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Family jewels? I only have my own. No old jewels in my family...
Yuck!
?? (into the washing machine!)
Hmm, without us humans, there wouldn't be any books!
Not even boys....
Again, yuck! (maybe he should wash his hands?)
No sticks, but they do carry mice.
CAn you eat that?