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all hail the mobileread book reader gods. they offer the gifts of technology and enlightenment.
oh, worthy gods, should you see through your wisdom and mercy to bestow upon me that most precious of gifts, the e-book reader kindle from the amazon nation, i shall sing your praises across the world (or at least as far as the next county).
i offer up to you fairly worthy reasons why i, your humble servant, shall be the vessel of your gift:
i don't own one, but, ironically enough, i am in charge of setting up an evaluation of them at my job, and now that i have given it to others to evaluate, i am going through severe withdrawal and will have to spend thousands of dollars on kindle rehab and therapy in order to get back to my semi-normal, paper and ink book reading self.
i have been reading for pleasure since before i could read (that's what they tell me) but my want-to-read list exceeds my monetary income by several million drachma (substitute dollars or any other form of currency with a good exchange rate . . . euro, maybe?)
i shall honor you with psalms of praise and adoration and will tattoo your logo on my person to profess my profound admiration and appreciation for your gift.
thank you, oh mighty gods of mobileread. may you be bathed in e-ink for all eternity. blessings and salutations to you.
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