[DixieGal]

It's 95 degrees and 95% humidity
In Birmingham today.
She quaffed a refreshing glass of sweet tea
and in the pool did lay.

Oh Mercy! It's the vapors!
She exclaimed in heated tones.
As she dreamed about the pastries
and wished for apple scones.

With a sputter she awoke
and slipped from off the float.
She quaffed enough pool water
to have carried a small boat.


Now do one about mosquitoes!