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My fave Carlin line:
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?
Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?
Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?
SIGNS OF THE TIMES
Sign over a Gynecologist's Office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
At a Towing company: We don't charge an arm and a leg: We want tows.
On an Electrician's truck: Let Us Remove Your Shorts
In a Nonsmoking Area: If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.
At an Optometrist's Office: If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place.
On a Taxidermist's window: We really know our stuff.
Outside a Muffler Shop: No appointment necessary; We hear you coming.
At the Electric Company We will be de-lighted if you send in your payment. However, if you don't, you will be.
In a Restaurant window: Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up.
In the front yard of a Funeral Home: Drive carefully! We'll wait...
At a Propane Filling Station: Thank heaven for little grills.
Septic Tank Truck: CAUTION - This Truck is Full of Political Promises
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hope u smiled! =D
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