Originally Posted by RickyMaveety
Reminds me of that song "The Scotsman" .... about a very drunk Scot who decides to sleep in the grass across the road from the pub. Two young girls see him and just have to find out what the Scotsman has under his kilt.
So, they look, and admire, and then for some reason decide to tie their blue hair ribbons around his ... member.
He wakes up and goes to take a leak, sees the ribbon, and says:
"I don't know where you've been my lad, but I see you won first prize."
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