Quote continued: Also available are
Eau You Have Cats (”It’s just like borrowing a book from grandma’s house),
Crunchy Bacon Scent (”a low calorie, low cholesterol alternative for your breakfast reading enjoyment”) and the
Scent of Sensibility (”It’s like living in a Jane Austen novel”).
This is too funny!

I bet there are a few here that would really enjoy that Crunchy Bacon Scent!
I actually don't miss the smell of books at all! (If I did I'd just take my reader to the bookstore or the library and read there.)