I should win, because if I
do not win I will herniate a disk in my back carrying heavy books, which will require outrageously expensive surgery to repair, causing a severe drain on the nation's health care system, causing the world economy to collapse, causing the Internet to shrivel up and die, causing MobileRead to cease to exist. You can only prevent this catastrophe by giving me the prize. Moohahaha...
(I just discovered MobileRead this week, and this is my very first post. Thanks for the great web site.)