Some of my favortie George Carlin quotes relating to Religion:
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Religion has convinced people that there’s an invisible man…living in the sky, who watches everything you do every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a list of ten specific things he doesn’t want you to do. And if you do any of these things, he will send you to a special place, of burning and fire and smoke and torture and anguish for you to live forever, and suffer and burn and scream until the end of time. But he loves you. He loves you and he needs money.
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I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood
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Catholic — which I was until I reached the age of reason
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