I want in, too.
I think I should win. You see, right now, I have a PRS-505 that I got from the borders discount. I think this device is awesome! I only wish that the boyfriend can see the view from my now-not-strained eyes. However, if I buy one for him, he'd throw a tantrum with the "save your money you're going to grad school" thing, and I like mine too much to give to him.
So, if I get one for free (hey, if that happens to be better than what I have right now, wink wink!) I can tell that to him and give my old one to him
Everyone will be happy, and I will solve the global warming in a few years