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Why I think I should receive a new reader:

1. There are starving children in Africa that would benefit greatly from my being able to read more books on a newer reader.

2. I would think real fondly of the other people who intended to go to the local hospitals and read to children or intended to donate their reader to a children's hospital.

3. I would contemplate doing such action myself, but ultimately decide that I was too busy reading my new reader to take part in such emotionally fulfilling work.

4. I own stock in Sony and having you purchase a new one for me would not only improve the bottom line of Sony and thus through some magical chain of events, improve their stock price and then I could have a double benefit of having a higher portfolio value and having a new reader.

5. I own stock in e-Ink and having you purchase a new reader for me would not only improve the bottom line of e-Ink and thus through another magical chain of events, improve their stock price and then I could have a double benefit of having a higher portfolio value and having a new reader.

6. My wife really wants to read one of the books I have on my reader, but I am never willing to give it up to her for her enjoyment since it is currently serving my own selfish enjoyment. Having a new e-book would give me twice as much enjoyment, but still wouldn't really help out my wife, since this one would be mine too.

7. As an attorney, I know my rights and it is my constitutionally guaranteed right to receive this reader. If you fail to provide it to me on or before the date specified herein I will proceed with all available legal remedies available to me.

OK, nothing I stated above is true, but I would still really like to win.