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Originally Posted by RWood
Zelda, shame on you. You know perfectly well that that was Harv's application where he was claiming to do all the stuff that Hugo and Lefty did with a few of Red's adventures thrown in for balance.
I am surprised that he left out llama races across the Gobi or prospecting in the Sea of Tranquility.
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far be it from me to compromise the cover of one of our top incognito agents !! (heard about something hilarious / genius / amazing lately ? it was harv ! or vera ! or possibly VR, the talking canine sidekick ! or if it had a funny accent and spoke almost entirely in colloquialisms, it was Red !)
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Originally Posted by doreenjoy
"I once had a rose bush named after me and was very flattered, until I read the description in the catalog: 'No good in a bed, but fine up against a wall.'"
Eleanor Roosevelt
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Originally Posted by doreenjoy
An architect, an artist, and an engineer were discussing whether it was better to have a wife or a mistress.
The architect said he wanted to spend time with a wife, building a solid foundation for an enduring relationship.
The artist said he prefered having a mistress, because of the passion and mystery he found there.
The engineer said, "I want to have both. If you have both a wife and a mistress, they will each assume you are spending time with the other woman, and you can go to the lab and get more work done."
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