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I want to enter this giveaway.
It should be me who wins the PRS-700 because I've recently discovered that its metal body is just the right size, shape, and density that it can be be struck with a series of tuning forks and salamis to produce a harmonic frequency that a dormant team of extraterrestrial visitors waiting deep beneath the tallgrass prairies of Iowa is trained to detect and follow (after extensive upward digging) to initiate first contact with the human race.
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