I tend to agree with Marc on this one. I think this Corporal Fuschiaface (whatever) is completely noncorporeal. Even if he was real, the poor guy has already been labelled a wo**er and a wanker - can we bear it? Next thing you'll be telling us is that he owns a Kindle. Oh, my god, I see now that you already did! Jeez, this place is sure going down hill in a hurry. I better run and pull the llounge fire alarm and warn everyone.
EMERGENCY! A Kindle-bearing wo**ing wanker is about to approach the premises! Run for you lives!!
Let's just hope that Marc is right and he's just another phygment of you-know-who's vivid imagination.
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