i'll just go and sit away in the corner and rest my weary feet. a glass of the best malt and a large bar of chocolate will do very nicely. oh! if you can also bring me my reader, switch it on and select me a book to read, i would be most grateful.
oh, the fire, can you switch that on for me darlin', and bring me a nice warm blanket to put round me knees to keep the draft away.
an' i'll have a warming cuppa cocoa in about half an hour, to go with that bit of cake that's in the cupboard..........
