Thread: Silliness Add/Read a good joke to lighten your day
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Old 06-07-2009, 10:21 PM   #265
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Getting Old
--- Reporters interviewing a 104-year-old woman: "And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?" the reporter asked. She replied, "No peer pressure."

--- The nice thing about being senile is you can hide your own Easter eggs.

---Don't think of it as getting hot flashes. Think of it as your inner child playing with matches.

---THE SENILITY PRAYER : Grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference.
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