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Originally Posted by vivaldirules
At lunch today I ran into a curious little fellow. He said he had something special he was trying to get rid of and, just to be nice, I told him I'd try to help him. Oddly, he couldn't openly talk about it in public - something about strange people (creatures?) chasing after him. So he slipped me a piece of paper with some odd writing on it. By this time I was convinced he was a loony. But I have since translated it and I'm now a little worried:
Three Kindles for the Elven-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
One Kindle to rule them all, One Kindle to find them,
One Kindle to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
I think we could be in trouble here. But in the short term, would this help the count any, Grandma?

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Three Kindles for the Elven-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,
One Sony for the Dark Lord on his dark throne
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
One Sony to rule them all, One Sony to find them,
One Sony to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.